Thursday, April 23, 2020

Ryan and Corbin Part One: Learning and Kicking

New story! There's a couple more where this comes from, and they'll be here soon-ish. Still working on other writings for you guys, so stay around! 

Stay healthy and safe, everyone. I appreciate you guys and hope you enjoy! Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments ;)


Ryan was lying on his bed and staring at his phone, when his 12 year old mind noticed something for the first time. He’s never actually seen one of his friends getting hit in the nuts before. He’s seen it happen all the time in movies and shows, and it’s always made him laugh! He never knew why really, but it’s never something he gave any thought.

Now that he's thinking about how he's never seen a friend get hit, he's realized that he's never seen anyone get hit in the nuts in person. He never watched or played sports outside of school. But somehow, he's never seen it, even in school. Why has he never seen that before? He’s seen clowns, cars, car chases, fights and a lot of other things. But never a real life nut shot. 

Not that it would be as exciting or funny as it is in the movies, though. Movies always play up how fun things all, Ryan thought to himself. Plus, it wouldn’t make sense for something so small to cause that much pain, right? 

But still, even though he’s never seen one before, they’re always one of the biggest laughs in the good movies. It’s still really funny!