A Puppies Whimper

Jordan laughed at Sven's previous comment, which was the greatest joke ever told. After he calmed down, rubbed the tears out of his eye and was finally able to use his voice. "Holy shit dude, that was awesome."

"You're welcome. You won't get that kind of humor in Big Mouth!" Sven said, referring to the hit Netflix original which has garnered mixed reviews. Some love the crude, relatable, raw ugliness of puberty, but other's find the art to be nasty to look at, and the humor to be the lazy end of raunchy, which only gets by on the wow factor. 

"Ehh, it's a different kind of humor. I think Big Mouth is fucking awesome." 

"That's what everyone says, but I hated the first episode." Sven replied. 

"What!? How!?"

"It was stupid. Like, the humor was very... juvenile." Sven scoffed. 

"What!? Have you never been through puberty?" Jordan asked Sven, who's young high school body was bulging through his tight uniform. The corner of Sven raised his eye at this bogus accusation. He raised his hands up and ran them down his sculptured young adult figure. 

"No, I've never been through puberty. I came out of my mother looking like this." Sven blankly stated. 

"That poor pussy. Tore her in two." Jordan said laughing with Sven. 

"Haha, yeah. Bless her soul." 

BBFiend Asked Me To

Cody was on his bed in a nice soft pair of pajama bottoms that were thin, but warm. They were grey, and nothing special. The only other clothes he had on were these very soft and fuzzy socks that Cody was very happy to receive not too long ago. They were flamingo pink and Kevin Hart black, and ended right above his ankles. 

Cody was on his phone, browsing his Instagram account when he got a Snapchat from Paul. 

"Ah, finally." Cody said aloud to no one. Cody was worried that Paul was going to let their streak die. Cody opened it and it was a picture of Paul next to his computer, which was open on the home screen of the game the two play pretty often, League of Legends. Paul's eyebrows were raised and his hand was under the screen. The caption said 

"why aren't you on bitch?"

Cody laughed and replied with a selfie. His brown hair curled, like it were trying to attack itself but then realized it didn't have the power to do so half-way through, and his hazel eyes and full lips looked just as sweet as you'd expect. Cody put on a stinkface, which failed to make the handsome boy look anything other than handsome, with the caption

"that game stinks"

Cody sent the pretty selfie, then sat up. He looked over to his computer and jumped off his bed. He was about to go sit in his desk and sign into League, but then his door swung open with no care and was almost immediately followed with a thundering 

"CODY!"

Hollered out by Cody's self-absorbed younger brother, who was wearing fuzzy socks too. Stevie's socks were the same, but blue and yellow instead. Cody jumped slightly and rolled his eyes as he turned to Stevie. 

"For fuck sakes Stevie, fucking knock. Jesus..."

New Poll. Camp Hardwood

So, I've been thinking about Camp Hardwood for a bit, and I was unsure as to the direction it was taking, and how it would be received. And a combination of things has lead to me to putting this new poll out and the subsequent text beneath if you care to read it. If not, the poll is regarding Camp Hardwood. The poll asks if I should rewrite Camp Hardwood or not. The choices are

1) No, I like the direction it's taken!

2) Yes, I don't like the direction it's taken, I'd love a rewrite!

3) Whichever way, I just want more balls busted!

4) Other (Please Specify)

Note, if I do rewrite it, it will likely start up with Day One and move on from there in a new-ish, and likely lighter vein.

There will NOT be a new part of Camp Hardwood come February 7th. I'm unsure what I plan on doing regarding Camp, and feel it would be best to sit and ponder on the matter. However, I will make it up to you guys, I intend to put out more stories to compensate.

Poll Results! M/F or M/M

So, the poll has ended. Aaannndd here are the results!