Monday, April 23, 2018

A High Speed Accident and a Few Thousand Sperm Causalities

"Cody, do you understand this at all?" Said the gay half of the sperm cell. 

"Yeah... it's not hard, but Mister Polka didn't explain it well. Here, let me show you."

The two were in their last class of the day, College Algebra. The lesson today was focused on making a perfect square.

"Okay, just make sure you only have two variables on this side. If there's 3, just bring it over and flip the sign. And the first should just be an X, if it's a-"

"I get that, I get that, but after... where the fuck did that fraction come from?" Paul asked with a confused headache.

Cody let out a chuckle as he tapped the eraser side of his pencil on the paper, trying to think of how to explain.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Grapefruit Claw Part Two: Never Leave Yourself Open

Part 2! Part One can be found here

Stevie ran to his parents room. His father, Jerry, was lying in bed with only a pair of tight blue underwear on. He was scratching his hairy belly and turned his stubbled and still young, but not youthful, face away from the news when he heard someone come in.

"Hey Stevie! What's up little man?" Was said in a fatherly tone and grin. 

In a child-like tone and smile, "I just beat Cody in WWE! It was really fun!"

"Is that what all that screaming was about? It sounded like you had him by the balls haha!!" Laughed Jerry. 

"I did! It was really fun!"

"Haha, awesome son! The ol' fashioned Grapefruit Claw!" Jerry said with pride. "Your old man's special!"

"Cody bet me that if he won, I'd have to clean my room. But if I won, I said we could play another game!"

"I kinda wish Cody won now. That room is a mess, son." Jerry said with a smirk.

Laughing, but not wanting to focus on it, "DAAAD! Shut up.... Help me! I don't know what game I should pick..."

"Hmmm... well, what do you want to do? You wanna break your brother's balls some more?" Jerry asked Stevie.

"Yeah!" Stevie said with lit up innocence.

"Awesome! I know just the game! You should go get your phone, so we can record this! Put it up on YouTube!"

"Yeah! I'll go get that right now!" Stevie yelled as he ran off to his room. Jerry laughed and got up in anticipation as he strolled happily to his oldest's room in his underwear. 

Sunday, April 1, 2018

New Poll: Where Do You Prefer Stories Take Place?

Title; New Poll, and it asks



Where do you prefer stories take place?


School (Gym, Class, Lunchroom, etc)

Home (Bedrooms, Backyards, Basements, etc)

Outside (Fields, stores, public places, etc)

As long as it's hot, it can be in a volcano. 

Other (Please Specify) 


Poll is open until late May.


Poll results: Do You Prefer Darker or Lighter Stories?

Hey, hey, hey! It's GAAAY LENNY!


So, here are results for the poll. 

I like darker stories! Grimy, nasty, ugly and heavy! 19/49 (38%)

I like lighter stories! Friendly, sweet, pretty and casual! 22/49 (44%)

I'm color blind! (Light, Dark it don't matter) 8/49 (16%)

Total votes: 49