Palmeria

"So, Class! Who here is familiar... with this game... called 'Fortnite'?" Mr. Wild asked his class. The entire class raised their hands. Mr. Wild's blue eyes grew wide with a smile as his head nodded approvingly.

"A class of taste, I see!"

"Mr. Wild, is it really tasteful to be familiar with the most popular cross-platform multiplayer game? That feels more-"

"Yes! It is Mister Blake! It shows that we have enough... knowledge, and ability to be able to become aware... of the important things in life!" Mr. Wild answered Liam.

"Of course. The finer things, like Fortnite, Doritos and Mountain Dew Voltage!" Liam exclaimed.

"Exactly! Add in some ice cream and my dog, and you've described my Saturday night!" Mr. Wild added shamelessly.

"Wow." Liam replied. His blue eyes were wide, and he was taken aback by those words, which were so brave, yet so bold.

"What kind of dog do you have?" Cody asked.

"A pug! Her name is Palmeira."

Mr. Wild's English Class

New story! I'm pretty happy with this, and hope you guys enjoy it! 



“So...  class. Romeo and Juliet are a lot like... Kim Kardashian and Kayne West… in that… they are both lovers… and have... defined a generation." 

English class with Mr. Wild is always... interesting. He's a young teacher, pretty good looking, commonly with a strong full smile. Handsome face with comforting blue eyes, black hair and he always dresses very well. Often, with a suit and tie, which is more than what most teachers at Saint Bernard High School wear. But that isn't what makes Mr. Wild interesting. Not at all. 

"Romeo and Juliet are young lovers! And what's more sweet than young love?" 

Mr. Wild continued as most of the class boredly stared. Mr. Wild saw that the class wasn't paying too much attention, not even Cody, his star student.  

Mr. Wild raised his voice, and broke the mostly chill vibe of the room in an abrupt display of misguided engagement, "CODY, can you tell me!?" Mr. Wild exclaimed, pointing at now wide awake Cody, who sat in his seat, no more than 3 feet from Mr. Wild. 

Cody jumped at the sudden sound, and struggled to find the response Mr. Wild wanted.

"Uhh...uhh-"

"NOTHING! That's right Cody, NOTHING is more sweet than young love. And that's why Romeo and Juliet is still being talked about today... just like Kim and Kayne will be talked about years from now... hundreds of years!"