The Unseen Soup is the Deadliest

Merry Christmas!

Cody was sitting at home, switching through the channels and has grown dangerously bored. It was a weekend and he didn’t have much to do. Lying on the couch in soft basketball shorts, one averagely haired leg hanging off and the other flat wasn't enough. Changing the channel every 5 seconds wasn't enough, and rubbing his flat hard belly under his white tee shirt also wasn't enough. 

Then Cody's wandering sparkling hazel eyes fell across a news channel with an olive skinned weather lady who was obviously given her position because of how fun it is to stare at her. Cody slowly lowered his hand from his abs to his boy bits, and felt this might be enough. He began to fondle his large flaccid penis, watching the lady's jugs as she moved and pointed in her tight tan dress that was the exact color of her skin. He imagined the things he'd like to do with her breasts, and his penis grew as a result. Cody turned around to make sure no one was there, then went back to the screen. He moaned into his closed mouth and looked around to see if there's something he could use if it came to. He decided his sock would be okay. 

"CODY! CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE???" His mother, Lauren, screamed from the kitchen. Just Cody's luck. Cody rolled his eyes and shook his head, hoping he can ignore his mother long enough to reach something desirable. Just then the olive skinned lady was no longer on the screen and an older and once handsome man took over the screen. 

"Fucking killjoy... COMING MOTHER!" Cody screamed as he sat up and tucked his hard penis under the waistband of his shorts and hoped it would be okay. He walked to the kitchen one hand scratching his head, the other over his dick, just as a precaution. 

Cody turned into the kitchen. 

"What is it-OMPFH!"

Lauren was hiding around the corner, against the fridge and in jest, was waiting for her oldest son to walk into the kitchen. She too was bored, and found this significantly better than doing nothing. 

As Cody came into the room, Lauren threw her closed fist between her boys toned but lanky legs with animation reserved for entertainment purposes only. Since Cody's dick was out of the way, the contact was direct, and thus, loud and sickening. 

As Cody cried out, he fell backwards and pulled his legs in along with his hands. Lauren laughed at her son as she turned around the corner to watch him curled up on his back. 

"Haha! Gotcha good son!" Lauren laughed at her attractive teenaged son, who was moaning with his eyes closed. He rolled onto his side away from the fridge and moaned some more. 

"Jesus Mom... what'd you do that for..." Cody whined. His once fully erect anaconda was now a soft garden snake. 

"Because I was bored... and it's fun to bust you!" Lauren said as she kicked her oldest son in the ass as he was curled up from nut pain. Cody winced at the contact. 

"Well... I find it fun to not want to throw up..." Cody said bitterly as he shifted around, feeling ill. 

"Stop being such a bitch, Cody... grow some balls, haha!" Lauren laughed as she walked over her son. "Oh, before I forget. Dad wants you to clean the basement up."

"What... why, I didn't make the mess..." Cody groaned from the floor. He turned onto his stomach to look at his mother, who was in front of the steps going upstairs. 

"It isn't that much, stop complaining. If you want, bring it up with him... but I think we both know what that'll lead to..." Lauren said with a grin as she went back upstairs, leaving Cody in pain on the floor. Cody knew better than to complain to his father. It would just leave him with a sense of disappointment, anger and throbbing testicles. He didn't need anymore of those. 

After a couple minutes, Cody got to his knees and hung his head low. Both hands on the floor, then a foot on the floor with the other still prone. He brought a hand to his nuts and softly caressed them, trying to soothe the pain. He stood up, hunched over, and slowly walked downstairs. The pain wasn't the worst he's felt, but it was very uncomfortable. It was a direct, completely out of left field low blow, and Cody's balls seem to hurt him more than other boys. Plus, Cody was in no hurry to do something he didn't want to do anyways, so why not be careful?

Cody and his curly brown hair got downstairs and turned the light on. The main room in the basement wasn't messy, but he knows that wasn't what had to be cleaned. At the end of the room, was a door. In that door, was a room with knickknacks, and other things that the family puts in when they aren't sure where else to put it. The room isn't overwhelmed and it doesn't matter where things go. But it was getting a bit hard to walk around, so Cody just assumed he had to put things somewhere other than the floor in a somewhat orderly fashion. 

Cody walked to the door and put his hands on both sides of the frame. The door was closed and he took a breath before he entered. His balls were still hurting, and movement from the kitchen to the basement took a toll. At least all he had to do was move things around, he thought. Then a nap would be okay. 

Cody stood up straight and pushed the door open. He looked forward, and he saw something happen in a flash that left him stunned. 

He looked forward into the crowded but average sized room, and from above, saw something fall down. At the time he had no idea, but like a pendulum, it swung down from the ceiling and followed the motion physics would have it follow. 

What it was, was a contraption his father, Jerry, put together for entertainment purposes. He and Stevie, Cody's younger brother, were hiding under some blankets and they had a phone sitting directly across from the now open door, recording the process. The contraption worked like this. 

Cody opens the door, the door pushes open and a can of soup that's connected to a piece of string falls from the ceiling. The string/can combination was designed perfectly, so that Cody wouldn't be able to react in time, but more importantly, the can of soup would swing into Cody at the perfect height. The can of soup, right as it reached it's fastest point before the upswing, swung right into Cody's testicles, which were only protected by two soft layers of clothing, which barely gave his sore spuds any protection. 

The can of soup mashed Cody's balls with a thud, and Cody yelled out with his feet seemingly getting pushed out from underneath, as he collapsed and whimpered up a storm. 

"HAHAHAHAHA!!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!" 

Stevie and Jerry laughed heavily at the prank working out just as Jerry assured Stevie it would. 

"Oh my god that was awesome! I told you Stevie!" Jerry laughed as they got up from the blanket. Jerry picked up the camera-phone and walked over to his overwhelmed son. 

Cody was whining on the floor, flopping around in a terrible state. He was wheezing, his gorgeous hazel eyes were wide and Dad caught it all on film. He held the camera horizontally (as any civilized being would) and caught his sons reaction. Jerry circled Cody, capturing his sons torment from every angle. Dad had the camera facing Cody's increasingly reddening face, and zoomed in. Cody was lying on his side, his hands between his curled up legs. 

"So son... how are you feelingahahaha..." Jerry couldn't contain his laughter, and the camera shook mildly. "Are those meatbags, soup now? Hahaha..." Jerry said, making a joke regarding the can of soup that smashed into Cody's meatballs. 

Cody was only able to respond with a groan. A tear fell down his cute face, which the camera caught vividly, as he cried softly. 

"What was that? The camera couldn't hear you!"

"Come on Cody! Smile for the Camera!" Stevie laughed out. He leaned onto his seemingly paralyzed brother and rested his young head on his older brothers shoulder and smiled brightly for the camera. Cody was unable to do anything about this situation. 

Jerry zoomed the camera out and was able to see all of Cody's tortured body curled up. He zoomed in on his sons bulge, which was being massaged as best as Cody could manage. Jerry kept the camera focused on the goods, and then zoomed out, and back in. Having some fun with it. 

"Haha, those eggs are cracked now!" Jerry joked. 

Cody rolled onto his stomach, both hands cupping his nuts and lied face first, stiff as a board. Stevie took the opportunity to sit on Cody's back and pose for the camera. 

"Look at me! I'm king of the world!!!" Stevie said with pleasure. 

"MMmmmm get off..." Cody moaned from the floor. 

"Haha!" Stevie said as he licked his brother's ear, who flinched and yelped. Stevie laughed some more as he crawled off. "Cody, your ear tastes like butt!" 

"Stevie, how do you know what butt tastes like?" Jerry asked, turning the camera to Stevie. 

Stevie didn't respond as he tried to hide his smile as he statred at the camera. 

"...Hahaha" Jerry laughed as he turned the camera back to his aching son. 

Cody's nuts were absolutely throbbing. His balls were already sore, and that soup can just created an explosion in him that made him want to vomit. It felt like they were cracked, and the pain was all he could focus on when he wasn't getting further inconvenienced by his uncaring family. Cody whined and pulled his legs in, and curled into a ball once again. He coughed and cried softly. 

"...I Fucking hate you guys..." Cody whined, getting a laugh from both Jerry and Stevie. 

"Haha! You're so funny Cody!" Stevie laughed, rubbing his brother's curly hair. Cody groaned and shook his head. 

Jerry turned the phone to look at his face, and spoke with a contagious smile. "Well guys, thanks for watching. We'll be back for sure! And leave comments about what pranks you'd like to see. Say bye to the camera Cody!" Jerry said turned the phone again as he zoomed in on his sons contorted face, capturing it in vivid high definition. Cody glared at the camera through his misty vision.

"Please... turn that off..." Cody croaked as he began coughing into the floor.  

"Haha... classic Cody." Stevie said happily. Jerry turned the camera off and turned to Stevie. 

"Alright son, let's go upload this to YouTube!" Jerry said as he motioned upstairs. 

"This is going to get so many views! We're going to be famous!" Stevie said with ambition as he walked up the stairs first.

"For sure son. We'll be on Ellen by the end of the week." Jerry joked as he and Stevie were about to leave Cody alone in his agony. Then he twirled around as he remembered something.

"Cody, don't forget to clean the room!" Jerry yelled downstairs. He was waiting for a response, but Cody only moved his legs around, which he was going to do anyways. 

"Cough if you can hear me." Jerry joked. 

Cody let out a coincidental cough, which worked out considering he did hear Jerry. 

"Haha!" Jerry laughed as he left Cody completely alone. Even Cody chuckled a bit through the pain. 

On his back, Cody sent both hands under his shorts and cradled his swelling testicles. Just touching the bare skin sent a sickening shockwave through Cody and his boyish face opened wide as a long grunt came out. He stomped his feet, then waited patiently until the pain reached a level that let the task of movement seem conceivable. 

That level came, and Cody waited a little bit longer just to be safe. 

Cody then sat up and looked straight ahead. The can of soup was staring right at him and Cody cringed at the sight. Cody turned around and sat in a crawl as he pulled his body back, ass on his ankles. He moved his hands to his crotch and arched his back up and breathed out. He took his time and stood up, then entered the room he had to clean. He walked up to the soup and noticed it was an old Cambells Mushroom soup. He remembered the last couple of times he had it. 

"This shit always made me feel like throwing up..." Cody said with a chuckle as he held onto the can and followed the contraption up to the ceiling and tried to make sense if it. He was impressed, although sickened. 

"If Dad used half the energy he used to put this together to cleaning this room, it'd be spotless..." Cody said with a shake of his head. He looked around the room and decided to get started so he could nap in peace. He even thought about that olive skinned weatherwoman. Cody thought he'd deal with that thought before he napped. 


Cody did a good job of moving everything around, motivated by large olive breasts and only had one last bit to finish before he could comfortably say he did what was asked of him. There was a decently sized bookcase made of wood with everything but books on it and Cody was arranging things there so he could fit the last of his responsibility onto it. 

Meanwhile, the rest of the Brennan family haven't had enough fun yet. Jerry and Stevie showed Lauren the video they just took, and she loved it. She loved it so much, she wanted to make her own video to accompany it. Stevie volunteered to record and the two decided to make something happen. Lauren snuck downstairs and saw Cody focused on the bookcase. She had an idea, and thought it was perfect. She turned and walked back up the stairs to Stevie who began to record upon his mother's request. 

"Is it recording?" Lauren asked in a whisper.

"Yes, yes." Stevie replied in a hush. 

"Okay. So, we're going to play another prank on Cody... he's busy cleaning up, so this is the perfect time to catch him off guard! I was a soccer player in college, so this is gonna be good." Lauren said with a smile that looked a lot like Cody's when he's as excited as Lauren was. Her eyes twinkled, and her blonde hair twirled as she turned and made sure to be quiet as she tip-toed downstairs. Stevie followed in anticipation, trying his best to hide his excitement.

The camera was facing forward, right behind Lauren as she sneakily made her way to the unsuspecting target. As the two entered the room, Cody had one hand down his shorts and the other on the bookcase that was a little taller then Cody was. He was moving his hand and body like he were rearranging himself. It took everything in both Lauren and Stevie to not make a noise. 

Stevie got in position to Cody's left, just out of sight, and Lauren stanced up right behind her 17 year old son. She waited until he moved his hand out of his shorts then knew it was time to strike. 

Cody raised his arms in a stretch and Lauren quickly bolted forward. The angle Stevie had was perfect. 

Stevie captured the second and a half it took for Laurens bare right foot to swing up between Cody's perfectly spread legs, hitting Cody's large spermbags directly, forcing them forward along with the soft snake hanging in front. The angle captured mom's foot push between Cody's legs and smack his manhood forward, propelling it with a loud SMACK as the delicate boy meat crashed into the hard abs that very same meat allowed to be so defined, such a pleasure to admire. 

The angle Stevie had was so perfect, it also caught his brothers face from the side as it went from a blank stare, to one of a wide surprised panic as the loud SMACK thundered in the compact room. Cody's body dropped as his mother's soccer trained foot pulled back and allowed his oversized eggs to whiplash back. Cody wasn't even able to make a noise as the unexpected assault on his testicles overtook everything in his young and strong but delicate body. 

Cody's body pulled itself down as all he knew at the moment was that he had to protect the swinging testicles between his legs. Cody's outstretched arms were commanded in a panic to protect the center of Cody's universe and let nothing get in their way. This hasty movement was complicated by the bookcase. Cody's hands made contact with the bookcase, and since they had to be pulled down, the bookcase was pulled too. 

Cody was on his side, hands holding his globes and his eyes were wide, but barely working. Then he felt things start to fall on him, and tried to crawl away. His right arm pulled but he hardly got any distance as the cabinet toppled over onto him. Cody cried out and had literally no idea what was going on, but knew it was bad. 

Meanwhile Lauren had her hands over her mouth, watching this transpire. Stevie held the camera on his brother, but Stevie was wide eyed and had a sense of worry for his brother. Then Lauren started laughing and Stevie did to, glad to find relief. 

"HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME! YOU CAUGHT THAT STEVIE?"

"Yeah! It's all here haha." Stevie laughed as he kept the camera on Cody. Cody's right arm was sticking out clawing for something and his body was buried. But his head was shaking and he was whining. His eyes were squinted, his lips parted in an oval and the pained gasping noises to accompany his obvious struggle made Stevie laugh. Stevie zoomed in on his brothers face and made sure to capture his expression as vividly as possible. 

Cody was in total disarray. His balls were causing him so much agony, it literally felt like they exploded and ground zero pulsated the worst pain imaginable. Not vomiting was all he could manage as he couldn't even move under the pressure on top of him that might've broken a rib and was ruining his ability to breathe. Cody looked behind him and realized that it was the bookcase. Cody tried to crawl out from under it, but he had no power left and every attempt at movement rubbed his sore body the wrong way. Cody whimpered as he lied limp, realizing he was hopeless to resist. Powerless, thanks to his family taking advantage of what made him, him. There was nothing Cody could do about this. He closed his eyes and groaned in agony and defeat. 

"Cody, I really wish you could see your face right now. It's so funny, you have no idea!" Stevie said with a boyish and glimmering grin. He got lower and focused on a close-up of Cody's defeated face. Cody opened his eyes and croaked

"pleaase... *gasp* get this...off* gasp* of *gasp*...meee...." Cody rasped under the pressure. He wouldn't of been able to breath after that life shattering kick anyways, so the large bookcase pushing down on his wrecked body and currently compressed lungs was beating a broken pair of testicles. 

"Fine, fine..." Lauren said, realizing this situation would turn dark quickly if Cody dies. She lifted the heavy bookcase, just barely. She strained, but Cody was able to breath out somewhat comfortably.

"Cody... move before I drop it..." Lauren strained. 

Cody clawed away, struggling to pull himself away from danger. Stevie lent a hand and pulled on his brother, helping him out of danger. Cody grunted and pulled his legs in to keep his legs out from under the heavy case. Lauren lowered the case to the floor, making sure Cody was away from the heavy bookcase. 

Cody's back and legs were bruised, but more importantly, his testicles were too. Cody crawled into the fetal position and held his nuts with a strange sense of relief. 

"...thank you..." Cody weakly said. 

"You're welcome Cody! That's the first time you've ever said thank you after we've busted you!" Lauren laughed. 

The camera caught Cody lightly laugh too. The flash of enjoyment on Cody's face quickly morphed into a grimace as pain drummed in him like a machine that banged every sore spot deliberately. 

Stevie zoomed the camera out and captured all of Cody's compacted teenage body. Lauren kneeled over Cody and rubbed his bruised back, which caused Cody more pain. 

"How's my baby boy?" Lauren asked genuinely. 

Cody moaned, squirmed and kicked his legs, then grimaced as his bruised body made it clear not to move. Cody's response was a whimper.

"There, there... lie on your back Cody like this..." Lauren said pulling on Cody, who was against this at first, wincing in pain. 

"Relax, relax..." Lauren said as she rubbed Cody's hard abs. Cody began to relax and feel a bit better as he let himself lie on his back easily, even despite the bruise. Cody ran a hand over his bruised thigh which not only hurt from the bookcase, but his balls also sent a sizzling pain down his toned leg to boot. With his other hand, Cody carefully massaged his testicles. Then that hand lied right over his mom's warm embrace. Cody let out a sigh and felt like things were getting better. 

Lauren looked up at the camera and with her free hand lied her index finger in front of her lips, signifying her thoughts were also based on pleasure. She then opened that hand and looked down at her son who was willingly lying vulnerable under her. His bulge was very clearly visible, resting as a hill on the white background that was his basketball shorts.  

With lightning speed and undeterred ambition, Lauren shot her hand into the bulge, and like a professional jewel thief, grabbed a full hand of the family jewels. Cody shrieked and jumped up. 

"Haha! Gottem!" Lauren laughed. Cody's face was contorted and his hands were trying to pry his mother's nutgrabbing hand off his rapidly swelling nads. 

"Mommy! Please let go!" Cody whined as he shook everything he could, now only focused on the danger his testicles were in. 

Stevie laughed at his brother again. He focused the camera on his funny face, then lowered it to get a good perspective of Lauren's small hand digging into Cody's meatballs in his very soft white basketball shorts. 

Stevie zoomed out and Lauren rapidly pulled back and forth with Cody's large balls firmly visible in her tight grasp, and Cody pitifully whimpered at each movement. Stevie could barely keep the camera still through his vicarious laughter. 

"MompleaseIcant! My balls, my balls, please mom, pleheheeeassse" Cody cried one last time as tears openly flowed. 

Lauren laughed and let go of her son at last. Cody curled up and lied in the fetal position as he weeped and hated how he fell for this. He hit the floor then let out an angry scream which morphed into painful crying as the pain mattered more. 

"Haha, that was great mom!"

"I know! I'm happy we did that."

"Me too!" Stevie said as he turned the camera to himself. He had a really cute and innocent smile on that looked just like Cody when he was having good natured fun. Stevie spoke happily. 

"If you guys liked that, leave a thumbs up, and subscribe for more! And leave a comment if you... uhh, want to see something else funny!" Stevie turned the camera to face Cody. "Say bye Cody."

Cody was undeterred, and continued crying like a bitch. 

Stevie laughed as he turned the camera around and waved. 

"Goodbye!"