Tuesday, September 26, 2017

More of my favorite videos! #2

Here are some more ballbusting videos!




Here's the link. It should start off right where it should, but if it doesn't, skip to 32:20

(EDIT: None of these links start where they should. Not sure how to fix it, apologies.) 

First one isn't a YouTube video, it's on Vimeo. It's from a movie, (the entire movie is here, you can watch if you're bored. If you do, let me know how it is!) and is one of my personal favorite busts in any movie in ever! 

We start off with just some kids playing soccer in the mud. All dirty, grimey and whatnot. You know, boys just being boys. They're having fun playing their game and not caring about how filthy they are. You can even hear the squishy sound of mud beneath their feet, which I just absolutely love. But the focus in the movie is on the blond one. Cute blond guy, filthy clothes. Just a cute kid playing a game of soccer in the mud. Then someone trips him, and he falls to the floor, skids on the muddy ground, getting himself covered in even more grime. He proceeds to sit up, and begins to yell at whoever the genius who tripped him was... but he's preoccupied and doesn't realize the situation he's put himself in. Legs spread wide, eyes somewhere other than where they should be... which of course, are his own personal soccer balls! And he has a very nice bulge too, a nice lump of boy. And then, someone runs in and sends their cleat right into that bulge. Perfect. He instantly cries out, gets on his knees and moves his head in his elbow, with his other hand cradling the mangled goods. And he stays there, and you hear the mud moving around him, squishing. And then he kicks his legs and there's even more of that squishing noise that sounds oh so right. I love those little effects they added in. They didn't need to, but they did and it makes the scene so much better. 

The standbyer, who I assume is the main character in the movie, cringes with sympathy. He knows how that feels, and he feels for blondie. Then we cut right back to the blond who's up now, limping away, groaning with a hand covering his bulge. He's leaving the field, there's no way he can play anymore. And the coach makes a lovely comment. "You were saying about the bollocks, son?" Amazing scene. There should be a mandatory situation like this in every soccer scene in TV or movies. Or, football I guess it's more correctly called. Especially since the movie takes place in Britain. 





This next video is really awesome too! It's of two brothers, and one of them is playing a prank on the other. It's payback for scaring him the day before. I say this is pretty solid payback! 

There's some dialogue in the beginning. just explaining what's going to happen. Brother waits behind the door for the unsuspecting one to bring him some water, and the door opens shortly after. The door opens, the victim starts off with saying "We're out of small waters again." And at the end of the sentence, you hear the smacking sound of hand meeting meat! He lets out a loud "OOO!" then groans and moans in pain from the floor. Meanwhile his bro can't stop laughing! Eventually he comes around and realizes the video will be way better by bringing the camera down and showing his bro's reaction. And it's lovely. 

He's writhing on his knees, trying to find some comfort. But he can't, and he just holds his crotch. "Oohh duhude... oooo" And then his caring brother responds with "Thanks for the water." Such an awesome relationship these two have. Eventually the victim realizes he's being recorded and it adds an extra layer to this. It makes it that much more embarrassing that it's going to go online and everyone will be able to see it. All he's able to do is writhe around on the floor, hold his boyhood (the visualization of which I love. How he holds his groin, you see there's totally something between his hand and his pelvis. And that same thing is what's causing him so much pain. Ugh, I love it), and making pained noises. All for the world to see. He tried to lie on his back, but it didn't help at all and had to roll back onto his side, still holding his throbbing balls. And then the pranker comes back into view, proud of his ploy. "Payback for last night." He says as he holds his brothers head in a caring grasp. I'm sure his brother wishes he wouldn't, but there isn't anything he could do about it. He's crippled. 

The last thing we hear before the video shows the nutshot again is the pained brother say, in a strained voice "I'll get you back." An awesome video that I'm so glad I stumbled across! 






Next one is both M/M and F/M. But there are 2 F/M, so F/M mostly. I guess. 

It's of some friends messing around with soccer balls and this one guys own personal pair. The first bust starts at 6:17 (video should start right there), and he's blindfolded with no shirt on. Wide open. Obviously, his good buddy takes this opportunity and gets up close before throwing the soccer ball right between his legs. The cute shirtless guy shrieks and falls over with a "1 Up!" noise and visual right over him. I love it, however I feel it would be more accurate to say "2 down!"

Next bust is starts at 6:45 and is awesome too. He's still shirtless and anticipating a kick. He stands there, rearranging himself, acting a bit scared and shoving his hand up between his legs, showing the girl just where to kick. As if she didn't know already. The girl stretches around and talks shit to some people off screen, while our shirtless hero just stands there dreading what he knows is going to come. He has a "Just get this over with and break my balls" face on. 


He gets his wish granted. A strong running kick accompanied with an appropriate soundtrack shows 2 angles on the same awesome kick. You see her foot rise up between his legs and push his shorts up as he instinctively tries to block it and move back. But he can't, he's too slow. And she's way too good of a kicker. He falls down, and next we see him curled up on the floor, hand buried between his legs. Still shirtless of course. Next we see him getting a bit of comfort in a sweet moment between him and another girl. Trying to comfort him, no doubt. But it does little as the next kick comes next.

The next kick starts at 7:32, but you should just watch from 6:45 on. He stands there, shirtless still, and waiting to get kicked. But she kicks too early and he pussies out, holding his crotch and moving back. No, not yet. Not yet, he says. Or I assume so, I don't speak Spanish. (I assume it's Spanish.) 

Then some shenanigans and failed kicks aggravate him and he yells something funny, which gets the girl to laugh. Then she recovers and gets him goooood. We get a slowmotion replay of the kick and it looks so perfect. Her toes shove right up, lifting him and his shorts. He yelled out, curled in and fell forward all within 2 seconds. And you get his reaction, him lying there, knees on the floor, face in. Hands buried, unable to look up. Then he does, and his face is red and he looks sick. Such a great reaction!

He even talks about it after, and you can just feel his pain as his own face grimaces, his hand showing something around his lower abdomen. You just understand. You don't need to speak Spanish to know. You just need to be a man. Then she fakes a kick and he has terror in his eyes and jumps away, covering his balls. Then he has a smile on his face when he knows he's safe.





Next video looks to be in school. Cute guy with a good body is texting, not paying attention. Leaving himself wiiide open. His friend has no choice in the matter, and does what he has to. He taps his friend, who responds with an "Ahhhhh..." and crumbles to the floor. Some laughing is heard as the camera manages to find its way to a good position. Right in front of our busted friend. 

He lies there, hands between his legs, groaning in obvious pain. His friend says "That was a good 'ne. That was a good one." Which is even made more apparent as the cute busted guy raises his head, looks sick, then decides that was too much effort and puts his face back in the only hand that isn't cradling his poor, poor nuts. Then he looks up again, laughing. He's realized that was, in fact, 'a good 'ne." 

Then he moves up, just a bit, and we can see his fist over his bulge, and his face more clearly, along with his firm looking body. What makes me enjoy this one, is just how cute the guy is. He's really good looking, and our friend got him really good. He stays lying there, moaning for some time. He can't say or do anything, until he blurts out "Aw, I need to piss..." and pushes himself up and limps away. Both hilarious and awesome! 





And here's the last video for the moment. It's shorter then the rest, but that doesn't take away from how hot it is! Not at all. 

This one also appears to be in a school, and 3 kids are there, blocking a free kick. One has there hands over their groin, one is turned around, but still holding his groin (this kid gets it.) But there's one... who just stands there like a fucking fool, completely oblivious to what can happen. So you just know what's gonna happen. And he's a cute guy too, at least from what I can see. 

Kick comes, one runs up to try and block it, but he can't. Instead, the oblivious one blocks the kick with his testicles. Which I guess is one way of doing it. It's the way I wish everyone did it, but to each their own. He brought his knee up right after he got struck by the very harshly kicked soccer ball, and instantly collapsed. He curls up and we can see his hands peaking through the cracks in his legs as he curls up and tries not to vomit on the gym floor. He pulls his knees in a bit, head too, and just lies there. All he can do is pull is legs in and out as his ball pain overwhelms him. 

Some buddies realized he's gotten a really hard hit to the balls, and come over to see if he's okay. But he isn't. You just know he's not going to make that same mistake again. I also love the soundtrack over the video. Kinda relaxed, chill but also kinda derpy too. Fits right, considering how stupid the kid was. He should've been blocking himself, but luckily for us, he didn't'!



Now, that's it for the time being. I hope you guys enjoyed, and feel free to send me some videos too if you'd like. Until next time, please enjoy yourselves!

2 comments:

  1. haha great video! no mas bolas for that Brazilian soccer boi:)

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    1. For sure! If the first kick didn't break them, the second certainly did. Lucky girls...

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