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Monday, December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas!

I hope you all are having (had) a wonderful Christmas! I'm not really a Christmas person, I find the entire Christmas spirit shtick to be very artificial and honestly annoying to an extent. However, I do love any excuse to give to those I value. That's one of the reasons why my gift to you guys isn't a Christmas themed story. INSTEAD, I spoil thee, and gift ye 4 new stories!

Here is a new story involving Cody and his family! The Unseen Soup is the Deadliest!

Here is a new story involving the Twins, Paul and Nick along with Justin as a very handsome third wheel and spectator. It's Not Gay if it's Your Brother!

Here is a new story in Saint Bernard High School involving Sven and Jordan, and a freshman who's too cute for his own good. An Uncomfortable Realization!

And here, the final story for the day. A new chapter in Camp Hardwood! Welcome to Day 4: Group Balls!

I truly hope you all are having (had) a wonderful Christmas, and I hope my gift to you guys makes your Holiday season more enjoyable!

And in case any of you were wondering, yes there will be a new chapter of Camp Hardwood come next week. That will be Day 5.

Have a great holiday season friends! Enjoy yourselves!

P.S I am aware that the font is different for some stories, and potentially even within stories. I have no idea why it does that, I try and put it all under the same font. I'll see if I can sort that, and sorry if it annoys you.

An Uncomfortable Realization

Merry Christmas!

“Nah, fuck that noise.”

“Why? Are we scared?”

"Don't be ridiculous."

"Then come on... Mikey would love it if you can come to his party... And I'd love it too!"

"I don't think that matters to me all that much..."

Jordan glared at Sven. The confident blond was wearing a smirk after his rude comment, displaying the confidence he holds in his charm. After he realized Jordan wasn't falling victim, he laughed lightly and shook his head.

"Just joking Jordan, just kidding... but seriously, I'm not sure. I'll try though. Okay?"

It's Not Gay if it's Your Brother

Merry Christmas!

Nick was chilling on his back porch with Justin. The two were sitting on lawn chairs, trying to find something on their phone to kill the boredom that was currently eating away at their young, budding minds. The two were wearing basketball shorts, Nick's a nice shade of green that matched his eyes, Justin's a grey pair that looked old, but still fit him as well as you'd hope. Nick had on a bright red shirt, and Justin a comforting blue.

"Hey, bro. D'you know that girl who comes by to Football practice sometimes?" Justin asked, still staring at his phone.

"Uhhh... black girl, short hair... bored face, great ass?" Nick replied without much thought.

"Yeah. You think she has a boyfriend?" Justin asked.

"Maybe. Not that it matters..."

"What do you mean, not that it matters?" Justin asked looking up from his phone.

"I mean... it doesn't really matter. If you like her, go for her."

"But like... if she has a boyfriend-"

"Then you make her want you instead." Nick said looking up. "Girls want to feel special, like they matter. Think of her like a trophy, you gotta win her if you want her." Nick simplified, explaining his perspective.

Justin gave it some thought. "But like..."

"No buts dude, don't be a pussy."

Justin grimaced and shook his head. "I don't know man..."

Just then, the door opened. Paul walked out shirtless, and it an exceptional mood. He was wearing sweats and an excited smile.

The Unseen Soup is the Deadliest

Merry Christmas!

Cody was sitting at home, switching through the channels and has grown dangerously bored. It was a weekend and he didn’t have much to do. Lying on the couch in soft basketball shorts, one averagely haired leg hanging off and the other flat wasn't enough. Changing the channel every 5 seconds wasn't enough, and rubbing his flat hard belly under his white tee shirt also wasn't enough.

Then Cody's wandering sparkling hazel eyes fell across a news channel with an olive skinned weather lady who was obviously given her position because of how fun it is to stare at her. Cody slowly lowered his hand from his abs to his boy bits, and felt this might be enough. He began to fondle his large flaccid penis, watching the lady's jugs as she moved and pointed in her tight tan dress that was the exact color of her skin. He imagined the things he'd like to do with her breasts, and his penis grew as a result. Cody turned around to make sure no one was there, then went back to the screen. He moaned into his closed mouth and looked around to see if there's something he could use if it came to. He decided his sock would be okay.

"CODY! CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE???" His mother, Lauren, screamed from the kitchen. Just Cody's luck. Cody rolled his eyes and shook his head, hoping he can ignore his mother long enough to reach something desirable. Just then the olive skinned lady was no longer on the screen and an older and once handsome man took over the screen.

"Fucking killjoy... COMING MOTHER!" Cody screamed as he sat up and tucked his hard penis under the waistband of his shorts and hoped it would be okay. He walked to the kitchen one hand scratching his head, the other over his dick, just as a precaution.

Net Neutrality

Now, I didn't plan on making a post about this, or anything directly political... but this affects everyone in America. If you are American, and you use the internet, you are going to be affected by the upcoming FCC vote. Here is a link that will help you more than I can.

But, in case you don't understand how to navigate the link, and/or don't want to click it, I can try and give you a quick rundown that hopefully helps you understand why this is such a big deal. I'm far from the most knowledgeable on the subject, but I understand just enough to know this is something important, and it's now or never.

New Poll: M/M or F/M

There is a new poll, it is self-explanatory. Of these, which do you prefer to read about in the stories you'd like to read. The 3 choices are; Male busting Male, Female busting Male, and a 3rd choice, where the sex of those involved isn't particularly important. Despite the outcome of this poll, a majority will be in M/M as it's easiest for me to write, but I'd like to know if I should keep in mind to add in more F/M in the future. I do write for myself primarily, but I do want to make the human beings to take the time out of their day to read my work to enjoy themselves. I won't do anything I'm particularly against, but I do want to keep an open mind. So, answer the poll and leave any feedback as you see fit.

Also, I've added more pictures to the side. Now, from top to bottom, cute boys with irresistible bulges!

Enjoy Yourselves!

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Results: Favorite Form of Busting

Results are in! And they look like...

Kicking	13 (33%)
Kneeing	11 (28%)
Stomping	10 (25%)
Standing	6 (15%)
Slapping	10 (25%)
Punching	12 (30%)
Squeezing	19 (48%)
Objects/Accidental	6 (15%)
Other (Specify)	1 (2