A High Speed Accident and a Few Thousand Sperm Causalities

"Cody, do you understand this at all?" Said the gay half of the sperm cell. 

"Yeah... it's not hard, but Mister Polka didn't explain it well. Here, let me show you."

The two were in their last class of the day, College Algebra. The lesson today was focused on making a perfect square.

"Okay, just make sure you only have two variables on this side. If there's 3, just bring it over and flip the sign. And the first should just be an X, if it's a-"

"I get that, I get that, but after... where the fuck did that fraction come from?" Paul asked with a confused headache.

Cody let out a chuckle as he tapped the eraser side of his pencil on the paper, trying to think of how to explain.

Grapefruit Claw Part Two: Never Leave Yourself Open

Part 2! Part One can be found here

Stevie ran to his parents room. His father, Jerry, was lying in bed with only a pair of tight blue underwear on. He was scratching his hairy belly and turned his stubbled and still young, but not youthful, face away from the news when he heard someone come in.

"Hey Stevie! What's up little man?" Was said in a fatherly tone and grin. 

In a child-like tone and smile, "I just beat Cody in WWE! It was really fun!"

"Is that what all that screaming was about? It sounded like you had him by the balls haha!!" Laughed Jerry. 

"I did! It was really fun!"

"Haha, awesome son! The ol' fashioned Grapefruit Claw!" Jerry said with pride. "Your old man's special!"

"Cody bet me that if he won, I'd have to clean my room. But if I won, I said we could play another game!"

"I kinda wish Cody won now. That room is a mess, son." Jerry said with a smirk.

Laughing, but not wanting to focus on it, "DAAAD! Shut up.... Help me! I don't know what game I should pick..."

"Hmmm... well, what do you want to do? You wanna break your brother's balls some more?" Jerry asked Stevie.

"Yeah!" Stevie said with lit up innocence.

"Awesome! I know just the game! You should go get your phone, so we can record this! Put it up on YouTube!"

"Yeah! I'll go get that right now!" Stevie yelled as he ran off to his room. Jerry laughed and got up in anticipation as he strolled happily to his oldest's room in his underwear. 

New Poll: Where Do You Prefer Stories Take Place?

Title; New Poll, and it asks



Where do you prefer stories take place?


School (Gym, Class, Lunchroom, etc)

Home (Bedrooms, Backyards, Basements, etc)

Outside (Fields, stores, public places, etc)

As long as it's hot, it can be in a volcano. 

Other (Please Specify) 


Poll is open until late May.

Poll results: Do You Prefer Darker or Lighter Stories?

Hey, hey, hey! It's GAAAY LENNY!

So, here are results for the poll. 

I like darker stories! Grimy, nasty, ugly and heavy! 19/49 (38%)

I like lighter stories! Friendly, sweet, pretty and casual! 22/49 (44%)

I'm color blind! (Light, Dark it don't matter) 8/49 (16%)

Total votes: 49

The Grapefruit Claw Part One: The Destroyer

Hey guys! Here is the 1st of a 2 part story. The next part will likely come April 4th. I hope you all enjoy! 


Cody was sitting at his desk doing a wonderful job of procrastinating his English homework. He had to write a paper on Romeo and Juliet, and although the prompt wasn't particularly difficult, Cody found it particularly difficult to get into. It wasn't due too soon, but he wanted to get it done with now so he wouldn't have to do it later. That's just the kind of kid Cody is. 

So, Cody just sat at his desk in the tan khakis he wore to school that day. He's taken off his shirt and shoes, displaying his slender and defined bare body. He still had on his white socks from the day, which were starting to rip at the soles. He's been meaning to bother mom about getting some new ones.

But at the moment, he was browsing social media when he heard his door open.

"Cooodddyy!" Stevie said aloud, barging in like he owned the place.

Cody turned his head and let out a sigh. In his deeper voice, he responded to his younger brother. "Stevie, please knock before you come in."

"You heard me call your name out." Stevie replied as he jumped on Cody's bed. Cody turned his head to see his brothers limp body on the blue cotton covers of his twin sized bed. Cody sighed and moved a thumb to his eyes to clean them.

"Yeah, sure. Something up, or do you just want to invade my privacy and take over my bed?"

Stevie laughed as he turned around and sat facing his big brother.

New Poll: Lighter or Darker Stories?

So, I have put up a new poll. This one is just me wondering what sort of vibe you like to get from these stories. The options are

I like darker stories! Grimy, nasty, ugly and heavy!

I like lighter stories! Friendly, sweet, pretty and casual!

I'm color blind! (Light, Dark, it don't matter)

Other (Please Specify)



This is just done to get a gauge of what you guys like. There will be a mix of dark and light, and the responses will not change the direction of anything, but I do enjoy having knowledge. And you guys can give me some knowledge, by voting on this poll! The poll will be up until late March, so please leave a response before then!

Enjoy Yourselves!

Poll Results: Camp Hardwood

So, here are the results.

Would you prefer a re-write of Camp Hardwood?

No, I like the direction it's taken! - 6 Votes (33%)

Yes, I don't like the direction it's taken. I'd love a rewrite! - 3 Votes (16%)

Whichever way, I just want more balls busted! - 7 Votes (38%)

Other (Please specify) - 2 Votes (11%)

Total Votes - 18

TL:DR: Thank you for voting. I will be rewriting Camp Hardwood, but I have taken note of the votes.